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Poor fire truck D:

...that my mother is a nutcase:

Yes, that is one of my trading figures, in a Ferrero Rocher box...
She also spent a while looking at my stuff, commenting on the ones that she found good looking - Maid Rider was one of the ones she did. Odd woman :/

lol one of the IT support people in V building set off the fire alarm and evacuated the whole building - including my lecture - by BURNING HIS TOAST
Best part is the Fire Brigade showed up too... which isn't really a good thing because there goes a sizable piece of the uni's budget -_-
I can still smell burnt toast. And it's making me hungry... >_>

update: holy shit mounted warcaster!! http://tinyurl.com/68ccax

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/anti-emo-riots.html

ahem.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

THE DUMBEST IDEA EVER - REHASHED!

So, just got back from seeing Highlander: Search for Vengeance. In a word, Highlarious.
( Ranting under the cut )

Well at least it's a grunt suit, means plenty of them will get themselves exploded. Seriously are those GIANT FUCKING GAS TANKS attached to the front of its legs?!

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/gaming/a69428/terrorists-train-using-world-of-warcraft.html

I love the line that says 'terrorists are going the games to learn weapons that are "identical to real-world armaments".'
Screw hijacking a plane with a boxcutter or nail clippers. I'm gonna hijack a plane with fucking Thunderfury!




Honestly, the Australian High Tech Crime Centre?

So, I get home from uni, go to pull the handbrake up and the button pops out. I pull the handbrake up anyway and immediately feel something wrong. It wasn't ratcheting like it should, and as a result when I let go it just dropped down again. I then spent about five minutes straight laughing my balls off and trying to get the button back in.
I'm not sure if the repair place is still open and can't find their number, so all I can do is wait for Dad to get home so I can tell him.
So, now I have a rally-car handbrake and can't park on a hill because leaving it Park probably won't be enough.
To all those prospective car buyers, consider this a warning: do NOT buy a 2004 model Kia Rio, used new or otherwise.
EDIT: Dad got home and made the necessary phone call that I wasn't bothered making. Will be bringing the shitheap in for service tomorrow morning, but it could be until NEXT THURSDAY until they get it fixed. Of course, when Dad rang up he said that "the handbrake came off", possibly leading them to assume that the problem is a lot more dire than it is. I really hope it doesn't take them a whole week just to screw a button back into place...
I want a new car, one that preferably WON'T fall apart at regular intervals ;_;
EDITED EDIT: Fixed lol, I'll give it a couple days for it to break again. It'll be the gearbox next, or something retarded.

Ahem....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Honestly, who writes this shit?! LOL is on a dangerlist now!? Code book for parents huh... mind if I make it in steel plated hardcover so I can club you in your stupid face with it?