So anyway, funny story my boss had last night.
Some lady rings up, he answers "hello, ronnie's pizza". and she asks "Oh hi, is that Ronnie's Pizza?" He says back "Yes, this is Ronnie's Pizza". You know, what he answered the phone with.
Next thing she asks... "Do you have pizza there?"
Naturally, he says "No, only kebabs"
And NATURALLY, she says "Oh... really? just kebabs... okay" and hangs up...

Funniest, stupidest and saddest thing I've heard all week - there's no hope for humankind, there really isn't

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH OMGOMGOMG <3

Title says it all:
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/07/24/2313126.htm

EPIC

I'm sorry, what's that? Professor Pendrake in Hordes!?

Well... I can't honestly say that I'm surprised, to be honest - it's been a long time coming, really

Drunk Falls Off Bridge Slams Firetruck Faceplants Ground - Watch more free videos
Poor fire truck D:

...that my mother is a nutcase:

Yes, that is one of my trading figures, in a Ferrero Rocher box...
She also spent a while looking at my stuff, commenting on the ones that she found good looking - Maid Rider was one of the ones she did. Odd woman :/

lol one of the IT support people in V building set off the fire alarm and evacuated the whole building - including my lecture - by BURNING HIS TOAST
Best part is the Fire Brigade showed up too... which isn't really a good thing because there goes a sizable piece of the uni's budget -_-
I can still smell burnt toast. And it's making me hungry... >_>

update: holy shit mounted warcaster!! http://tinyurl.com/68ccax

http://blog.wired.com/underwire/2008/03/anti-emo-riots.html

ahem.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

lol:

Three days and half a box of Spakfilla later:


Also... procrastination D:
Two assignments due on Friday, haven't really started on either of them - should have by now...

[21:50] <khardic_paladin> ahahaha
[21:50] <khardic_paladin> so dad bought a storm from burger king like two days ago because it came with a meal
[21:50] <khardic_paladin> it's been in the freezer for a day and a bit, and spent several hours as goo in the fridge
[21:50] <Siu> ewww
[21:51] <Siu> then did someone eat it?
[21:51] <sevion> OPTION 1
[21:51] <Siu> whats a storm anyway/ from burger king that is
[21:51] <sevion> EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:51] <sevion> OPTION 2
[21:51] <Tsutako> a mcflurry
[21:51] <Tsutako> only not
[21:51] <sevion> PUT IT IN YOUR PANTS!!!!!!
[21:51] <khardic_paladin> just then i took a knife to the cup and put it in a bowl, so now i've got this... block of frozen soft serve with flake in it
[21:51] <Tsutako> OPTION 3
[21:51] <khardic_paladin> and i'm gonna try eating it
~break~
[21:52] <khardic_paladin> it's too solid to hit with a spoon
[21:52] <khardic_paladin> i may have to pull out the knife and fork
[21:53] <Siu> heh
[21:53] <Siu> or let it melt a little
[21:55] <khardic_paladin> it tastes like flake
[21:55] <khardic_paladin> fuck this i'm getting the knife
[21:55] <khardic_paladin> also: http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g20/khardic_drunk/DSC00181.jpg
[21:56] * sevion has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
[21:56] <Tsutako> purin :o
[21:57] <Yukitareko> =O
[21:57] <Yukitareko> ohh an actual purin
[21:57] * Bubby has joined #animesydney
[21:57] <Yukitareko> i thought you meant pom pom purin as in the sanrio character XD
[21:57] <nookie_nick> I WANNA SEE THISSSSSSSS http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0408236/
[21:57] <khardic_paladin> lol it's now in slices
[21:57] <khardic_paladin> why i used the blunt knife i have no idea, but that was fun
[21:58] <khardic_paladin> ooh, johnny depp and tim burton
[21:58] <khardic_paladin> sounds like a pretty winsome combo
[21:58] <nookie_nick> horror AND musical
[21:58] <nookie_nick> cant go rong
[21:59] * khardic_paladin lols at janet
[22:00] <Yukitareko> XP i like pom pom purin. ehehe. it's fat...
[22:00] <khardic_paladin> ........it just occurred to me that soft serve is essentially pig fat
[22:01] <khardic_paladin> i'm eating FROZEN PIG FAT with chocolate in it
[22:02] <Yukitareko> lol

I want a Carnifex.
I want an Armoured Fist squad.
I want to put together these two.
I want to have the Carnifex ripping open the tank.
I want to have the Cadians included in the box to be running around like ninnies.
I want the $140 it would cost...

This arrived today. In a huge box that turned out to be large enough to fit two of them in there. Anyway...
It has about a hojillion parts, no instructions as to where they go (it's pretty braindead anyway) and is a pain to undress - as it is now, I have to improvise with an extra bit of wire to get her pants back on properly. NOT PERVERTED AT ALL.
Her weapons are safely contained in the box flap, which is a unique problem in itself because I have no idea how to get them out without trashing the box... edit: Got them out, sliced the packaging down the sides so it wasn't too obvious. Also got her pants back on, armoured up her legs and replaced the chest armour and then lost patience. I'll do the rest later...
Will be picking up this Saber from Adun later on in the day, because a friend of his is selling it and I bought it the moment he asked.
Clare should be arriving soon.
And I still have a HG 1/144 Destiny to put together.
Soooo.... All that space I made and planned out for disappeared in an instant.
Hooray...

On a random note, I hope that my HLJ boxes all arrive a fair distance apart from each other, or arrive on days when Mum isn't home, otherwise she's probably going to go apeshit after the third one. The current list:
- CG Kerberos doll: en route
- Clare: in processing/en route
- Suit Saber: December release
- KOS-MOS*: December release
- T-elos*: January release
- Maid Rider: March release

...lol...

* = not mine but still getting delivered here

Sweet Jesus, Clare is discontinued already? Then again, discontinued status basically meant the HLJ were milking their supplier dry, and Claymore WAS pretty popular so... Still, THIS is the reason why I preorder! (mine is now in processing~~)

Oh no.... watching five minutes of Garo and Zero beating the shit out of each other, I've become compelled to download the whole of Garo... the eps are like 233mb each... and I just went and bought a Premium MegaUpload account in order to greater utilise uni's connection to dl the eps with.
Curse you, Power Rangers. You've gotten me solidly and easily re-hooked on tokusatsu... but really, the fighting is extremely well choreographed, and also filmed well! None of this backflipping blurry camera shit that never ceases to send me into blind fits of berserk rage. These actors actually CAN look like they know martial arts. The costumes I can ignore. Besides - and I dare say it - they actually look... no, no they don't look cool. The sword, yes...
...
......
.........orz

EDIT: Well the first ep wasn't bad. At the point where I realised that I was basically watching a shounen anime was the point where I realised that I'll be getting the rest of this. Laboriously T_T

viva violence


Angry Miyako sounds like default Clare. Possibly with a bit of Natsuki? Whatever <3

Finally. Other predictions: Byakuya and/or Ukitake arriving to save Rukia from her second, far more likely, chance of death, Kyouraku arriving to save Chad from his even more likely death. Byakuya and/or Ukitake because onii-sama/taichou, Kyouraku because HE'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING COOL ORZ and because he owned Chad in Soul Society in a past life I mean a year or two ago.
Here's to hoping that Kenpachi kicks the shit out of Noitora's fagslave, then omg SHIKAI against Noitora himself, then Noitora releases then Kenpachi OMFAM BANKAI!!!!!!!111ONEONEONE
Either that or Ulquiorra will bust back out of the prison that Grimmjow sent him into. He's probably about due for that, even by this horribly elongated sense of time happening in Bleach. Either that or haxface Aizen gets away from his epic couch and starts raping people WHILE MAKING THEM THINK THEY'RE EATING ICE CREAM ON THE BEACH. What? He should totally cast that illusion...

So, just got back from seeing Highlander: Search for Vengeance. In a word, Highlarious.
( Ranting under the cut )