Revisiting some old thoughts, from November 2006:

I am the bane of my degree
Tutes are my body, and lectures are my blood
I have created over a thousand excuses
Unknown to Credit
Nor known to Distinction
Have withstood pain to scrape a pass
Yet, these hands will never hold Honours
So as I procrastinate, "Unlimited Exam Works"

And, also:

I am the bane of my degree
Tutes are my body, missed lectures are my blood
I have created over a thousand excuses
Unaware of study
Nor aware of failing
Withstood pain to scrape many Passes
Waiting for the next
I have no regrets, this is the only path
My whole life was "Unlimited Exam Works"

Edit: to be honest, I always liked Shirou's better. At least those last two lines, anyway. Not like it makes a difference seeing as how Shirou and Archer are the same person XD